• Boy: Did it hurt
  • Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
  • Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell

pizzaforpresident:

i was in the basement on the computer and then i heard screaming and i ran upstairs and my brother was sitting at the kitchen table holding his head in his hands, almost in tears, so asked what was wrong and then i saw this

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(Source: pizzaforpresident, via thupercollider)

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sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime
devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

fourbelts:

I get super happy when i see heavy characters who aren’t just used as cheap fat jokes and have actual personalities but that probably explains why I’m not happy too often

(via ramithome)

kokiri-saria:

I’m attempting to summon Pokemon X and Y for the 3DS early

celestehope1004:

this video turned me christian

(Source: blackwaxx)