glad that it’s raining so much because there was birdshit on both the car’s windows and i was PISSD now it’s all gone thanks for the free car wash rain you idiot
shit i had a great idea for a joke at work and now its GONE
neurocyte: i can’t believe obama was the first black hokage
me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
lewdachris: “your only homework is to study”
cybercitrus: People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
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jellyfishes: beluga whales are so fuckin cute they’re always happy and smiling like helooooo!! HIIIIIIIIII !!!! hey friend ! looook they are FRIENDS!!!!! they are growing old together still smiling i am gonna crY